Milton Keynes
Hash House Harriers
HareLine 2016


Runners

Run Date Day Event / Venue / Details Hares
1537
02
Jan
Sat
16:00
Tough Guy Training run - Prelube
(500 MKH3 runs or bust)
Prince Albert, Bradwell Village - MK13 9AG

Revolta
1538 03
Jan
Sun
09:00
Tough Guy Training Run
Arseover and DB's Place, Walnut Tree
Arseover Tit
1539 04
Jan
Mon
19:00
Almost Epiphany Run (10th Night)
Wetherspoons, near CMK train station - MK9 1EA
Wubbery Slit
1540 11
Jan
Mon
19:00
Fir Tree, Woburn Sands - MK17 8SY Strapon
1541 18
Jan
Mon
19:00
Cross Keys, Cranfield - MK43 0JB Gee Gee String
Good Head
Nice Flaps
44 22
Jan
Fri
19:00
2015 Christmas Party & CUM Hash
The Lattice House, Kings Lynn - PE30 1EG
Be-Be
Playaway
1542 23
Jan
Sat
11:00
Christmas Party Run
Stuart House Hotel, Kings Lynn - PE30 5QX

Be-Be
Playaway
1543 24
Jan
Sun
11:30
Christmas Party Hangover Run
Stuart House Hotel, Kings Lynn - PE30 5QX

Be-Be
Playaway
1544 25
Jan
Mon
19:00
Burns Night
Haggis, Neeps, Tatties, a dram and a wee deoch and doris
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT
Ring Peace
1545 01
Feb
Mon
19:00
Arseover's Birthday Run
Wavendon Arms, Wavendon - MK17 8LJ
Arseover Tit
1546 08
Feb
Mon
19:00
Waitangai Day
Barge Inn, Woolstone - MK15 0AE
Dark Horse
18.5 14
Feb
Sun
10:30
Valentines Day - Bike Bash
Caldecotte Arms, Caldecotte - MK7 8HP
Gee Gee String
1547 15
Feb
Mon
19:00
Valentines
Red dress run
Plough, Stony Stratford - MK11 1JA
#Big Package
Utter Buttocks
45 19
Feb
Fri
19:30
CUM Hash
Steak & Ribs Evening
The Chequers, North Crawley, Bucks - MK16 9LH
Friction Burns
1548 22
Feb
Mon
19:00
Daisy's 60 years and 60 days
Cross Keys, Woolstone - MK15 0AA
Daisy
1549 29
Feb
Mon
19:00
The very first MKH3 Leap Year run
Cross Keys, Cranfield - MK43 0JB
Food to be provided
This will be an A - B run.
Friction Burns
1550 07
Mar
Mon
19:00
Swan Inn, Milton Keynes Village - MK10 9AH Cum Dancing
Arseover Tit
1551 15
Mar
Mon
19:00
RJ's Birthday Run
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ
Rubber Johnny
Nice Flaps
1552 21
Mar
Mon
19:00
One week & one day of Gee Gee String trails
Cross Keys, Woolstone - MK15 0AA
Gee Gee String
19.5 25
Mar
Fri
16:00
Good Friday Bike Bash
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT
Gee Gee String
Briggs & Strapon
Bell End
46 25
Mar
Fri
19:30
Cum Hash
The Lounge India
171 Bedford Rd, Marston Moretaine, MK43 0LE
Gee Gee String
Briggs & Strapon
1553 28
Mar
Mon
19:00
Easter Monday - Easter Egg Hunt
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT
Gee Gee String
Princess Theakston
1554 04
Apr
Mon
19:00
Good Head's Birthday Run
The Chequers Inn, Wootton - MK43 9HP
Good Head
1555 11
Apr
Mon
19:00
End of Ice Hockey Season
Tag Taylor's Bar & Grill
Planet Ice Milton Keynes - MK1 1DL
Cum Dancing
Slush Pussie
1556 18
Apr
Mon
19:00
Galleon, Old Wolverton - MK12 5NL Playaway
1557 25
Apr
Mon
19:00
Messy's Birthday Bath Chair Run
Tawny Owl, Walnut Tree - MK7 7AN
Arseover Tit
Messy Discharge
  02
May
Mon
From
11:00
MKH3 Mile 11 Half marathon support
Give Doggie Bag a cheer for her marathon
Arseover Tit & Gee Gee String
a cheer for their half marathon
Also look out for
Dossier, Pussy Galore and French Knickers
From Northampton Hash
 
1558 02
May
Mon
15:00
  Ring Peace's Birthday BBQ
Hash Erections
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT

Ring Peace
1559 09
May
Mon
19:00
The Chequers Inn, Wootton - MK43 9HP Good Head
1560 16
May
Mon
19:00
Daisy's 1234 Run
Ship Ashore, Willen - MK15 9JL
Daisy
1561 23
May
Mon
19:00
Sick Note's 79th Birthday Run
Roman Park Residents Club, Bancroft - MK13 0RA
Sick Note
1562 29
May
Sun
11:00
Joint Run with Herts H3
Rising Sun, George Street, Berkhampsted - HP4 2EG
Mr X
1563 30
May
Mon
15:00
MKH3 26th Anniversary BBQ Run
Cranfield United Football Club - MK43 0AA
Strapon
1564 06
Jun
Mon
19:00
Welcome to Wooton
The Cock Inn, Wooton - MK43 9JT
Gee Gee String
1565
&
47
13
Jun
Mon
19:00
First Joint MKH3 & CUM event
Tawny Owl, Walnut Tree - MK7 7AN
Followed by Purple Mango -  MK7 7AN
Strapon
Gee Gee String
1566 20
Jun
Mon
19:00
 The Chequers Inn, Wootton - MK43 9HP Gee Gee String
Good Head
1567 27
Jun
Mon
19:00
Smokey Joe's, Kents Hill - MK7 6DU
Finish off the Nash Bash Beer run
Cum Dancing
Slush Pussie
1568 04
Jul
Mon
19:00
Born on the 4th of July Baby Run
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ
Cum Dancing
1569 11
Jul
Mon
19:00
Plough, Stony Stratford - MK11 1JA Slush Pussie
1570 18
Jul
Mon
19:00
Arseover Tit's 25th Anniversary with MKH3
Ye Olde Swan, Woughton on the Green - MK6 3BS
Arseover Tit
48 22
Jul
Fri
19:30
Cum Hash @ Purple Mango
26B Fyfield Barrow, Walnut Tree - MK7 7AN
Strapon
1571 23
Jul
Sat
11:00
Leighton Brewery open day
Run from Leroy's to Brewery
Friction Burns
Leroy
1572 25
Jul
Mon
19:00
Ship Ashore, Willen - MK15 9JL Titanic Dickhead
1573 01
Aug 
Mon
19:00
Raise a glass to the new Mr & Mrs
The Kensington, Great Holm - MK8 9AN
Utter Buttocks
#Big Package
1574 08
Aug
Mon
19:00
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ Slush Pussie
Loose Nuts
1575 15
Aug
Mon
19:00
Fir Tree, Woburn Sands - MK17 8SY Strapon
1576 22
Aug
Mon
19:00
Bell Inn, Beachampton - MK19 6DX Playaway
Be-Be
1577 29
Aug
Mon
15:00
White Horse, Husborne Crawley - MK43 0XE
A to B run to the Bell Inn, Woburn
Gee Gee String
Strapon
1578 05
Sep
Mon
19:00
The Biergarten, Wolverton - MK12 5FJ
Slush Pussie
Cum Dancing
1579 12
Sep
Mon
19:00
Woburn Ale House, Woburn - MK17 9PZ Utter Buttocks
#Big Package
1580 19
Sep
Mon
19:00
Cock Inn, Wootton, Beds - MK43 9JT Gee Gee String
Good Head
1581 26
Sep
Mon
19:00
Caldecotte Arms, Caldecotte - MK7 8HP Messy Discharge
Rubbery Slit
1582 03
Oct
Mon
19:00
Nice Flaps Birthday Run
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ
Nice Flaps
1583 10
Oct
Mon
19:00
In memory of Tony Diston
Royal Oak, Tingewick - MK18 4NN
Joint Run with Bicester H3
Tony was the longtime landlord of the Royal Oak
ET
Pussy Warmer
1584 17
Oct
Mon
19:00
Globe Inn, Leighton Buzzard - LU7 2TA Carpet Burns
  21
Oct
Fri
19:00
MK Concrete Pint Beer Festival
The Old Bus Station, CMK - MK9 1LR
 
1585 24
Oct
Mon
19:00
Antenatal Run
Draft House, CMK - MK9 2EA (Old Secklow 100)
Wubbery Slit
Messy Discharge
1586 31
Oct
Mon
19:00
Halloween Run - Fancy Dress?
Plough, Stony Stratford - MK11 1JA
#Big Package
1587 07
Nov
Mon
19:00
Stu's Bar, Kents Hill - MK7 6DU
There will be a pizza stop
Foot in Front
Slush Pussie
49
11
Nov
Fri
19:00
Cum Hash
Mr Mulligan's Pirate Golf
Abbey Hill Golf Centre, Milton Keynes - MK8 8AA
Followed by a curry
at the
Passage To India, 10-11 Cofferidge Close, Stony Stratford - MK11 1BY
Utter Buttocks
#Big Package
1588 14
Nov
Mon
19:00
Cock Inn, Wootton, Beds - MK43 9JT Gee Gee String
Good Head
1589 21
Nov
Mon
19:00
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ Nice Flaps
1590 28
Nov
Mon
19:00
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT Jet Slag
Ring Peace
  03
Dec
Sat
19:00



Pizza
from
20:00
MKH3 2016 Christmas Party
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ
£10 or £15 for non MKH3
1950's Rock n roll themed Disco, A night of drinking, eating and dancing!
Price included two welcome drinks and a freshly baked pizza from
Stu's Oven

Who came
Megasaurarse, Utter Buttocks, #Big Package, Martini, Arseover Tit, Doggie Bag, Unmentionable, Twonk, Messy Discharge, Shagalot, Rear Admirable, Ovett, Ring Peace, Jet Slag, Carpet Burns, Slush Pussie, Cum Dancing, Sick Note, Old Pair, Tweeny, Stretch, Gee Gee String, Strapon, Good Head, Wriggle, Yazzie, Friction Burns, Crusty Ring, Easy Access, Little World, Dark Horse, Nice Flaps, Stuffed, Taxi 69, 19th Hole, Tinkerbell, Mole, Idle Vice, Stiffy, Daisy
 
Slush Pussie
  04
Dec
Sun
11:20
Bedford Half, mile 11 support
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT
Gee Gee String
Good Head
Nice Flaps
1591 05
Dec
Mon
19:00
Loose Nuts Returns
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT
Loose Nuts
1592 12
Dec
Mon
19:00
Wetherspoons, near CMK train station - MK9 1EA Slush Pussie
50 16
Dec
Fri
19:30
Cum Hash
Tawny Owl, Walnut Tree - MK7 7AN
Then a meal at the Purple Mango
26B Fyfield Barrow, Walnut Tree - MK7 7AN
Strapon
1593 19
Dec
Mon
19:00
Daisy's Birthday Run
Ye Olde Swan, Woughton on the Green - MK6 3BS
Daisy
1594 26
Dec
Mon
15:00
24 hours after the Queen - Arseover's Boxing Day Speech
Barge Inn, Woolstone - MK15 0AE
Arseover Tit
1595 02
Jan
Mon
19:00
The Chequers Inn, Wootton - MK43 9HP Gee Gee String
Good Head