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Friday 27th - Sunday 29th July 2018

At Buckingham Rugby Club

Hosted by Milton Keynes H3

Look over your shoulders, check under the stairs, turn the UV lights on and check the dark spaces; twice.  The Milton Keynes Coo’s are coming and they’re coming for you.  Let me take you back to a period in history so far back, so long, long ago, in the annals of time when there was no Milton Keynes, that’s about fifty years actually.  To a time when only cows grazed on the grounds that now ooze and shout with concrete, and buildings dominate the once green pasturelands.  One man, or woman (for equality reasons) crazed by the onslaught of modernity and ever encroaching offices and roundabouts, took the gruesome and tragic steps towards depraved insanity.  Driven by a particular love of all animals, nature and wildlife they brutally and apparently without empathy sacrificed seven cows in the ultimate statement of anarchic displeasure, in possibly the finest cow related two fingered salute to the establishment ever seen in modern Britain.

On the first moon of the equinox on the seventh night of Durous with the moon at its fullest seven cows were taken and subjected to strange and largely implausible acts, contorted into spectres from another dimension and then in a final act of defiant horror, turned to stone and placed in the town for all to see.  The full grotesque details of this horrible night have long since been subject to speculation and cover-up, discussed behind closed doors and under the breath of those that know.  Bringing shame and utter incredulity to the founding families ever since.

Now so, so many years later in a story made up just minutes ago with the true horrors and facts lost both to time and common sense, the Coo’s come unwittingly back to life as creatures of the night to graze.  Not on grass but on the unwitting flesh of would be late night revellers.  As you’ve probably guessed fate has brought together both Hasher and Coo in the ultimate of Full Moon extravaganza, be prepared, be afraid, be very afraid as the Coo’s of Milton Keynes will go roaming under the guise of the Full Moon Nash Hash.

(other cow based stories are available.)

Your weekend themes are;

Friday Evening     - Creatures of the night
Saturday Evening - Ultra Violet
                                 Where the glowing residue of last night’s pearl necklace will shine on into the night.
                                 But be careful as the restless Coo’s of MK come to prey on glowing drunken revellers..

Live Music

Friday Evening     - The Pistons
Saturday Evening - The Estrella's

Getting Here

The venue is the Buckingham Rugby Club, Maids Moreton, Buckingham, MK18 1RF. This is on the A413. If you are coming by bus or train to Milton Keynes. You can get the Stagecoach X5 bus from Milton Keynes Coachway (Bay 1) or Milton Keynes Central Station (Stop Z4) to Buckingham High Street.
Here's a link to the X5 timetable (a PDF document)

It is then a taxi ride or 1 mile walk to the Rugby club.
Route from bus stop to rugby club

Taxi Companies in Buckingham
AK Taxis 01280 817338
Buckingham Taxis 01280 770003
R & R Taxis 01280 823636
Red Cars 01280 812518

Arrival, Camping and Parking

As per all MK events at the Rugby Club there are no dogs allowed in the Rugby club, pitches or grounds Please see the indicated areas on the map below for parking and camping areas, please do not camp on the rugby pitch. No vehicles are allowed in the camping area, tents and trailer tents only. Everything else must use the car parking areas. You can sleep in your vehicle. No fires, Barbeques etc allowed on the grass and be sure to remove your tent pegs, and any rubbish and any broken glass when you leave.


Camping and parking areas


The following meals will be available

Friday night:
There will be a pay as you go burger van on site.
Burgers £4.00
Hot dogs £4.00
Bacon rolls £3.50
Chips £2.50
The usual cheese, onions, half pounders etc will be available.

Saturday breakfast:
Poached eggs, bacon, sausages, vegan sausages, black pudding, tomatoes, beans and hash browns.
Cereal, toast and jams
Fresh fruit juice, tea, coffee and squash.

Saturday Lunch:
Packed lunch to include, 2 filled rolls, packet of crisps, fruit, cake and bottle of water.

Saturday Dinner:
Home made beef lasagne served with chips and salad.
Home made Chicken rogan josh served with basmati rice or chips and naan bread.
Home made Vegan vegetable Bhuna served with basmati rice or chips and naan bread
Home made Vegetable lasagne served with chips and salad.

Selection of gateaux and cakes served with or without cream.
Vegan desserts available.

Sunday Breakfast:
Poached eggs, bacon, sausages, vegan sausages, black pudding, tomatoes, beans and hash browns.
Cereal, toast and jams
Fresh fruit juice, tea, coffee and squash.


The following drinks will be available

Adnams - Ghost Ship 4.5%
Ashover - Hawaiian Shirt 3.6%
Black Sheep - Best 3.8%
Courage - Directors 4.8%
Hook Norton - Hooky 3.5%
Oakham - Citra 4.2%
Otter - Bitter 3.6%
Skinners - Betty Stoggs 4.0%
St Austell - Tribute 4.2%
Tring - Sidepocket for a Toad 3.6%
Wadworth - Game of Stones 3.8%
Wychwood - Hobgoblin 4.5%

Bitburger 4.8%
Carlsberg 3.8%
Estrella 4.6%

Aspall - Cyderkyn 3.8%
Cornish Orchards - Farmhouse Cider 5.0%
Lilley's - Mango Cider 4.0%
Lilley's - Strawberry Cider 4.0%
Sandford - Devon Red 4.5%
Westons - Family Reserve 5.0%
Westons - Country Perry 4.5%

Friday 27th July 2018 will be a full moon and a lunar eclipse will also occur.
Check the details here

There are limited number of places and the event is now full.
We are no longer accepting names to go on the waiting list.

If you have any questions (not in the FAQ) or comments, please email us,

Who's Cummin


Q What accomodation is available?
A We will be camping around the 4th rugby pitch.
    Campervans, caravans and motorhomes will be in the car park.
    There are some local hotels and B&Bs in Buckingham.

Q I can't download the registration form?
A Try right clicking on the link and then "Save target as" or "Save link as"
    If that does not work email us at the address above and we will email you a form

Q I can't open the registration form?
A The registration form is in Adobe Acrobat pdf format
    To open it you must have Adobe Acrobat reader version 8 or later installed
    Get it Here, and make sure you untick the box to Install the Chrome Extension and all the Optional offer boxes!

Q Are animals allowed?
A No, Buckingham Rugby Club do not allow animals on site.

UK Full Moon Nash Hash 2018 Location

Buckingham Rugby Club
Maids Moreton
MK18 1RF

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